"Det fanns en tid då jag trodde att allt detta(böcker, kunskapstörst och vetenskap) räckte för att hedra mänskligheten och föaktade pöbeln som intet visste. Rousseau fick mig att se klarare. Min förblindelse försvann och jag lärde mig att ära folket. Jag kände mig betydligt onyttigare än de flesta vanliga arbetarna när jag inte längre trodde att blotta lärdomen var det enda värdefulla, det enda som gav rätten att kalla sig verklig människa."
- Immanuel Kant.
"Money is social power in the form of a thing."
- Karl Marx
Iiiiii...mmanuel Kant was a real pissant
SvaraRaderaWho was very rarely stable.
Hei-degger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Niiiieeetzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permaneeeeeeently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
...som min telefon brukar säga varje gång jag får ett sms, yet I never think of them that way- :)
SvaraRadera